September202014

Things To Remember

wittyandcharming:

  • Don’t be angry at yourself when anxiety/depression flares up. It isn’t your fault and no one blames you and if they do they’re pieces of shit.
  • Don’t orbit around your perceived value so much. You’re not the sum total of what you produce.
  • Don’t let yourself wonder why people love you. That’s not how it works. There are not stark, individual reasons that a person can enumerate about why they love you. It’s the entire, unique combination of what and who you are.

(via mamzellecombeferre)

9AM

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes, via pathless-wood)

7AM
restfromthestreets:

thenovl:

ATTENTION PLEASE. We’ve got a book to put on your radar and a sick cover reveal to go along with it.
Meet Scarlett, a smart, sarcastic, kick-butt, Muslim American heroine, ready to take on crime in her hometown of Las Almas. 
When a new case finds the private eye caught up in a centuries-old battle of evil genies and ancient curses, Scarlett discovers that her own family secrets may have more to do with the situation than she thinks—and that cracking the case could lead to solving her father’s murder. Jennifer Latham delivers a compelling story and a character to remember in this one-of-a-kind debut novel.
It’s a voice-driven mystery perfect for fans of Veronica Mars and it’s coming out in May 2015, so mark your calendars. In the meantime, you can check out author Jennifer Latham’s website and chat with her right here on Tumblr (jenlatham) or over on Twitter. 

GORGEOUS UGH BRB DYING

restfromthestreets:

thenovl:

ATTENTION PLEASE. We’ve got a book to put on your radar and a sick cover reveal to go along with it.

Meet Scarlett, a smart, sarcastic, kick-butt, Muslim American heroine, ready to take on crime in her hometown of Las Almas. 

When a new case finds the private eye caught up in a centuries-old battle of evil genies and ancient curses, Scarlett discovers that her own family secrets may have more to do with the situation than she thinksand that cracking the case could lead to solving her father’s murder. Jennifer Latham delivers a compelling story and a character to remember in this one-of-a-kind debut novel.

It’s a voice-driven mystery perfect for fans of Veronica Mars and it’s coming out in May 2015, so mark your calendars. In the meantime, you can check out author Jennifer Latham’s website and chat with her right here on Tumblr (jenlatham) or over on Twitter. 

GORGEOUS UGH BRB DYING

(via bibliophilicwitch)

5AM

Wonderful, You Were

iworkatapubliclibrary:

An eighty-five year old woman sent us her library card in the mail with a handwritten note that read:
 
“I have had to move, here is my library card. You were wonderful. Thank you.”

aww 

3AM
queerheretic:

shadowstep-of-bast:

thecarvingwitch:

emegustart:

carrotsnhorses:

wessasaurus-rex:

transcendthenerd:

emedeme:

emegustart:

During the Annual Pantheons Meeting, the gods of the Dead just look for a corner away from sunlight and bitch about people. 
I’m not entirely sure about how this happened, but Hades and Anubis might be my new brotp. 

#on wednesdays we wear black

this is flawless and I need to hug whoever drew it

I can dig this Brotp omg 

Can somebody do one with Hermes, Loki, and Set, PLEASE?? :)


 Annual Pantheons Meeting, Part 2.

YES

CRYING YES OMG

Meanwhile Veles is elsewhere up to something. 

queerheretic:

shadowstep-of-bast:

thecarvingwitch:

emegustart:

carrotsnhorses:

wessasaurus-rex:

transcendthenerd:

emedeme:

emegustart:

During the Annual Pantheons Meeting, the gods of the Dead just look for a corner away from sunlight and bitch about people. 

I’m not entirely sure about how this happened, but Hades and Anubis might be my new brotp. 

#on wednesdays we wear black

this is flawless and I need to hug whoever drew it

I can dig this Brotp omg 

Can somebody do one with Hermes, Loki, and Set, PLEASE?? :)

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 Annual Pantheons Meeting, Part 2.

YES

CRYING YES OMG

Meanwhile Veles is elsewhere up to something. 

(via bibliophilicwitch)

1AM

copperbadge:

eimearkuopio:

ndib:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

hysteriffic:

earthseed-fic:

copperbadge:

agents-of-frickle-frackle:

*nick fury voice* phil i told you YOU CAN’T KEEP ADOPTING STRAY PEOPLE NO MATTER HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY MAY BE

Theoretically now there’s nothing to stop him.

His mid-life crisis Plane Of Hot Weirdos just became an entire International Espionage Organisation Of Hot Weirdos.

this made me giggle so hard

*spits water*

this post just hit nineteen thousand notes this morning

I still don’t understand what’s so funny

are there even nineteen thousand people in this fandom

?? ?

International Espionage Organization of Hot Weirdos.
I.E.O.H.W. Pronounced: Ow.

I feel like it should be pronounced more like that yell at the beginning of Walking on Sunshine.

As the creator of IEOHW I think you should all be aware you pronounce it like a cat would.

Ieeeeoooohhhhhhwwww.

(via sapphirefiber)

September192014
oupacademic:

From our colleagues at OUP Southern Africa (via Oxford SA Blog | Commonly Confused Words)

oupacademic:

From our colleagues at OUP Southern Africa (via Oxford SA Blog | Commonly Confused Words)

(via toobusytoread)

8PM

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas, via sapphirefiber)

6PM
4PM
First cup of tea in the new place!

First cup of tea in the new place!

tea moving 

4PM

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via icryyoumercy)

2PM
“Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?"
“The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.” P.G. Wodehouse, Mike and Psmith (via theinwardsources)

(via mamzellecombeferre)

12PM

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

(via atherys)

12PM

*thump*

Most of the small things have been loaded into the car, my room is basically empty of things (also the kitchen and bathroom are likewise empty of things), and only the big things and the car-no-fit things are left for moving vanness this evening. Mostly books.

…Stay tuned for The Adventures of Two Girls Moving Large Furniture and Driving Large Vehicles! 

11AM
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