- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
(Source: kiluas, via sapphirefiber)
Are you the Bully, the Pride of the School, or the Boy who is Led Astray and takes to Drink in Chapter Sixteen?"
“The last, for choice,” said Mike, “but I’ve only just arrived, so I don’t know.
P.G. Wodehouse, Mike and Psmith (via theinwardsources)
Most of the small things have been loaded into the car, my room is basically empty of things (also the kitchen and bathroom are likewise empty of things), and only the big things and the car-no-fit things are left for moving vanness this evening. Mostly books.
…Stay tuned for The Adventures of Two Girls Moving Large Furniture and Driving Large Vehicles!